Aich Two Oh
This morning, in an act of yuppie liberal good-heartedness, I purchased a bottle of Ethos Water at Starbucks. My thinking was, "I like water, I like Africa, let's get those people some water." Now I learn that my purchase only sent along 5 to 10 cents of the $1.80 purchase price. I feel like my bleeding heart has been bamboozled.
Next time, I'll ask for the venti ice-water to go with my heightened sense of moral superiority.
Next time, I'll ask for the venti ice-water to go with my heightened sense of moral superiority.
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