In An Alternate Universe
If I wasn't an unlicensed lawyer, what else could I have done with my life? And why did I not do that instead?
NBA Center - too short, unathletic, lack an enlarged heart or growth hormone defect
Sunday Morning Cartoonist - can't draw, imagination destroyed by sitcoms, I sleep in on Sundays
Metal Band Drummer - only own plastic drums, can't grow long black hair, reluctant to embrace the night
MLB Beat Writer - don't like to travel, don't like to bother famous people, don't know enough cliches
Video Game Developer - don't like Flaming Hot Cheetos, don't want to know how the sausage is made because I love sausage
Computer Tech Guy - not condescending enough, glow of computer screen will make me blind, computers just a dying fad
Looks like I'll be sticking to suing for now.
NBA Center - too short, unathletic, lack an enlarged heart or growth hormone defect
Sunday Morning Cartoonist - can't draw, imagination destroyed by sitcoms, I sleep in on Sundays
Metal Band Drummer - only own plastic drums, can't grow long black hair, reluctant to embrace the night
MLB Beat Writer - don't like to travel, don't like to bother famous people, don't know enough cliches
Video Game Developer - don't like Flaming Hot Cheetos, don't want to know how the sausage is made because I love sausage
Computer Tech Guy - not condescending enough, glow of computer screen will make me blind, computers just a dying fad
Looks like I'll be sticking to suing for now.
Labels: alternative universe, law school
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Saturday, January 19, 2008.
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