35 Before 25: Non-Holocaust Revisionism or ReVision Quest, Part One

I'm still cooking up a better title for this, but when googling "Revisionism," it returned this. Hence, the awkward working title. I think I'm more partial to ReVision Quest at this point. That way, I could choose to say it's either an allusion to the Matthew Modine masterpiece, or a more esoteric reference to the native american rite of passage. It all depends on whether the person I'm talking to is wearing glasses.

There are some goals I've decided to strike. The first to go is the goal of purchasing one piece of clothes over $100 that is not a suit. Not because adventures in consumerism aren't exciting, but more because I've decided it's a more constricting challenge to assemble a wardrobe on a budget. It's like writing an italian sonnet, only gayer because of the distressed jeans. That said, fashion plate goals are temporarily suspended.

In its stead, I've decided to return to my roots and dust off the axe. My goal will be to learn five, previously unlearned songs on my guitar. I've decided to forget about composing any songs, as that was never my strong point. I was always more mynah bird than canary. This goal won't take long to accomplish, as I don't seem to have lost much in terms of dexterity over the last 7 dormant years. In order to make this more challenging, the songs will have to be from five different genres, eliminating the possibility that I could complete this goal by learning a half dozen Panic! at the Disco joints.

I can't even finish this post because all I can think of this returned result for Vision Quest.